Neither really; Joe Arpaio proves his incompetence as Sheriff fairly often, but only occasionally does he demonstrate his uselessness in other professions, this time it’s forensic science. In a press conference earlier this spring, Arpaio disclosed the long awaited evidence verifying the forgery of President Obama’s birth certificate.
Arpaio and his “cold case posse” started their scientific method like any other, with a control document, an authentic birth certificate, right? Incorrect. They started with their own creation, a computer-generated and computer-printed document similar to a real birth certificate. They then compared their control document with the White House’s supposed original scan of Obama’s birth certificate, observed optimization differences, and made their decisive conclusion:
The birth certificate they created is authentic while the White House’s scan is a fake!
Seem fallacious? Don’t worry, they went on to announce that their results were confirmed by several “graphic experts” and “forensic document examiners”. The identities of course, were not provided and if I had to guess, they probably don’t own any birth certificates.
Simply put, What The F*ck Joe!?